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Forgetting to bring your earphones

Either the class is awful or the instructor isn’t that great when hardly anyone attends the mandatory attendance class

Automatic toilets that flush before you’re finished >____>

This just went down

I now live in the East Coast, but my phone number/area code is still from the West Coast, so I get random calls from people in California.

The calls are usually late since I live in a different time zone (I’m awakened by the calls, mostly).

Me: Hello

Caller: Hey, I got your number from *someone’s name that I obviously don’t remember*

Me: *in a sleepy, scratchy voice* You have the wrong number

Caller: Oh *whispers* Sorry

That man was the nicest wrong number caller I’ve ever spoken to

I get really excited when I get phone calls. Especially when I have to answer with “you have the wrong number”

averagecollegestudent:

There are only three guys in my class. They are all currently sitting across from me. I am typing and occasionally smiling to make it seem like I’m being social online or something. I am enjoying the view. 

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The girls are pretty cute too 

It’s happening again.

After the exams, we leave the classroom and wait in the lounge. 

All three guys are sitting there. 

They’re funny. 

There are only three guys in my class. They are all currently sitting across from me. I am typing and occasionally smiling to make it seem like I’m being social online or something. I am enjoying the view. 

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thebobblehat:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblogging so hard.

This makes me so angry. Fuck

Finally in bed early

Need to catch up on sleep

Will most likely stay up late anyways

averagecollegestudent:

The community college I’m taking summer classes at blocked fanfiction.net and I feel like a part of me has died

I found a way around it. Thank the lord

The community college I’m taking summer classes at blocked fanfiction.net and I feel like a part of me has died

To the generation after mine:

Please slow the fuck down.

I met a middle schooler who’s taking a college summer class to “get it over with”. Dude, I didn’t even think about college until a few weeks before applications were due

I want someone in my bed right now. Nothing sexual. We don’t even have to be touching. I just need someone in my presence. Be with me.